Your One-Eyed-Monkey-Spunk is a Phallic Symphony

I like weird sounds and there are many words and phrases that just sound good to me. Things that evoke imagery while simultaneously sounding odd. Here are a few that I really like.

• Festering shit-bag
• Infected pustule
• Oozing blister
• Throbbing secretion
• Heinous member
• FANGORIOUSLY DEVOURED BY A GELATINOUS MONSTER AHHHH (25 internets for anyone that knows where I got that)
• Testicle-Shitting rectal wart
• One-Eyed-Monkey-Spunk
• Sphincter sucker
• Ass-monger
• Phallic symphony

What are your favorite disgusting words and phrases? I can't be the only sick-ass around here.
Why that sentence will never be the same to me.