Wednesday, December 1, 2010

God's Unwanted Children

Breast: refers to the front of the chest or, more specifically, to the mammary gland. The mammary gland is a milk producing gland. It is composed largely of fat. (via www.medterms.com)
http://www.naturallyintense.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/breast-cross-section.png number 7 is pointing to the fat
Now I would assume this is a fact that most of us know. And knowing this fact gets me giddy when I start to gain weight or extra fat because I know my boobs begin to grow! And who doesn't love big boobs. I love them! Especially, on me!
http://stuffgamerslove.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/bigboobanime2.jpg
However, I know you have all seen it one time or another. It is a creature as elusive as the Big Foot but we all know it is out there. A FAT FLAT CHESTED WOMAN. They defy science. How is that a woman who is mostly comprised of fat does not also possess breast that are also mostly comprised of fat. Even fat MEN have boobs.
 http://goodmusicncoolstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/man-boobs.jpg
There is only one explanation. They are God's Unwanted Children.
.http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/kelly_clarkson_bkini_9_big.jpg
xoxo Sadie

5 comments:

  1. I have man boobs. I am very, very, very offended about this post.

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  2. Thank God he wants me... I am not fat and I have big one :)

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  3. are you referring to the giant boob on your head

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  4. I am referring to the giant boob always on my ass. Its name is Raquel :P

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