Smooth. REAL smooth.

The weather is changing. The air is getting colder, the leaves are changing colour, blah blah blah. This time of year, I wanna spend my weekends popping bottles and dancing to keep from getting frost bite (one probably can't get frost bitten in LA but I'm not taking that chance).

This past week I had plans to have drinks and watch movies with a guy we'll call.... *Smooth. Thankfully he's quite the opposite of Mr. Clingy.... even his name is an oxymoron of sorts, as you'll see.

So yeah, we had plans.... up until he had to flake with an hours notice. There's literally no excuse to cancel last second unless of course, you are me and in that case you can get away with murder, all with a wink and a smile ;)

Typically I mind when these things happen but I leave my game face on for good measure. That is until I see his status update on Facebook: "What's going on tonight?!"

Seriously?! Like, are you kidding me. SMOOTH. And the cherry on top? The text I get from him during booty call hour:



Sorry Smooth, but it's much too late for your pathetic efforts, I'm already happily posted in the arms of a hottie with a rock hard body. Not that I'm the type to jump from guy to guy, but I think Santana from Glee said it best in the episode titled Duets: "I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food."

I'm a closet Gleek

And let's be real, I'm just a girl trying to get my mac on! I just hate liars, although the change of plans did segway into a fun night at a Halloween party and yes, into the arms of a hottie with a rock hard body. Yummm, more on that subject in a later post ;)

Happy Halloween Children

~Amelie


*Let me introduce you to an asterisk. It means someones name has been changed genius!