This past week I had plans to have drinks and watch movies with a guy we'll call.... *Smooth. Thankfully he's quite the opposite of Mr. Clingy.... even his name is an oxymoron of sorts, as you'll see.
So yeah, we had plans.... up until he had to flake with an hours notice. There's literally no excuse to cancel last second unless of course, you are me and in that case you can get away with murder, all with a wink and a smile ;)
Typically I mind when these things happen but I leave my game face on for good measure. That is until I see his status update on Facebook: "What's going on tonight?!"
Seriously?! Like, are you kidding me. SMOOTH. And the cherry on top? The text I get from him during booty call hour:
Sorry Smooth, but it's much too late for your pathetic efforts, I'm already happily posted in the arms of a hottie with a rock hard body. Not that I'm the type to jump from guy to guy, but I think Santana from Glee said it best in the episode titled Duets: "I'm like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or I can't digest my food."
I'm a closet Gleek
And let's be real, I'm just a girl trying to get my mac on! I just hate liars, although the change of plans did segway into a fun night at a Halloween party and yes, into the arms of a hottie with a rock hard body. Yummm, more on that subject in a later post ;)
Happy Halloween Children
~Amelie
*Let me introduce you to an asterisk. It means someones name has been changed genius!
So been there, had a boyfriend who pulled that shit on me all the time. Key word is "had"
ReplyDeleteWell I'm glad I found out ahead of time that he never will be my boyfriend. Key words are "never will be".
ReplyDeleteI so want to hook up with those 2 cheerleaders from Glee.
ReplyDeleteI've been flaked on and stood up a lot. It sucks.
Amelie, I love you, but why are spelling "color as colour??" Do we live in the UK??? No, so why the Kings English???
ReplyDeleteDid I mention that I really want to hook up with those 2 Glee Cheerleaders. Every time I see this post, all I see is Brit and Santana in that picture.
ReplyDeleteThey need to make a porn together.
Hhahaha! Bill! Margot! You both crack me up...
ReplyDeleteThe Glee girls practically make softcore porn in the episode mentioned above... pretty hawt stuff!
Damn really????
ReplyDeleteThe show is called GLEE. Every time I hear that word I want to stab a fork in my eye.
ReplyDelete"I love your sweet lady kisses."
ReplyDelete"Look I'm only here because Tuck has been away for 2 weeks now and I'm like a lizard. I need something warm under me or I can't digest my food."
I Heart you Santana.